#MOST LIKELY TEXTING HIS WIFE #AND ASKING HER ABOUT HIS BEAUTIFUL SON #AND TELLING HER HE LOVES HER #AND THAT SHE’S WONDERFUL #AND SHE’S PROBABLY TEXTING BACK LIKE #‘YOUR KID JUST SHIT ALL OVER ME. JUST. ALL OVER ME. THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIRT. COME HOME SO HE CAN SHIT ON YOU TOO. ASSHOLE.’